Humans are Weird: I Have the Data

· Humans are Weird Book 1 · AuthorBettyAdams
4.7
21 reviews
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250
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Humans are Weird


A human being can walk for hours without rest and days without flagging. A human being is a pursuit predator that can outlast every other creature in its environment. A human being, on bringing its prey to ground is just as likely to pack bond with the prey item as they are to eat it. A human’s skin is striped and glows with beautiful light, but they can’t see it. A human’s eyes can spot a flicker of flame at a distance of five miles. A human’s bones can crush concrete. Humans are not apex predators, and have been prey for many creatures on their home planet. They value these creatures above all others for domestication and companionship.


Humans are Weird


What would the other sapient species scattered throughout the rest of the universe make of them?

Find out inside! 


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4.7
21 reviews
michał gawlas
April 11, 2021
Hilarious, wholesome (although definitely not for kids) and attention-grabbing look at humanity from multiple alien perspectives. One thing's for certain: We are *weird*!
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M. C.
October 28, 2022
Wonderful read. I appreciated the bite sized nature of each story. It let me sneak a bit of reading into odd moments in my day.
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About the author

Betty Adams lives in a particularly damp and remote corner of the Pacific Northwest and like a hobbit enjoys visitors so long as she knows them in advance and knows when they are coming. She was born sometime last century and will likely die sometime this century. She works winters on a small organic research farm when not writing and spends most of her time herding eccentric genius scientists (she is absolutely certain cats would be easier) with the help of her Great Pyrenees mix. Summers she spends nomadically wandering the Pacific Northwest in search of material for her stories and a regular paycheck for a biology major (she is reasonably certain those are on the Endangered Species List). She has several works published in the National Park Internal Database which may or may not be classified documents.

Twitter Handel @ArtyDemon






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