Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

Betches

Mar 2013 · Sold by Simon and Schuster

About this ebook

LOOK, MAYBE YOU’RE A NICE GIRL, but we’re guessing you’re more like us or you probably wouldn’t have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in like a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.

How does a betch make that happen?

Here are some highlights:

DON’T BE EASY.

DON’T BE POOR.

DON’T BE UGLY.

We didn’t come up with these life lessons. We’re just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You’re welcome.

Ratings and reviews

I teach fifteen year olds that could write a better book. It was boring and so not what is true or real in life. The writer has a lot of growing up to do and the language was offensive. The dictionary is filled with perfectly good words. The authors use of vulgarity and slang just shows their limited vocabulary ,point of view and a lack of intelligence and class.

If this book is suppose to be empowering to the female generation, I'm better off taking advice from the dogs. This book is one big fat joke...could not make it past the first 10 pages ..

Now I dont feel so bad for that full tank of gas my date bought for my truck (gas hog) last night......it was our first date and what better way to make a good first impression? Fill up the girls gas tank thats how.

About the author

Jordana, Aleen, and Samantha are the Founders of Betches Media. Betches started as a website and is now a viral social media and digital humor company.