Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

Chelsea's Family, Friends, and Other Victims

May 2011 · Sold by Borderline Amazing/A Chelsea Handler Book

About this ebook

A hilarious #1 bestselling collection of essays from those nearest and dearest to comedian Chelsea Handler--the people she's lied to.

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate." -- Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

Ratings and reviews

This is repulsive. Sociopaths bragging about terrorizing the few people unfortunate enough to be trapped under their spell should be ostracized, not worshipped.

The lies she tells, the treatment she dishes out is great. I would be her friend anyday of the week. Nice funny book or an inbetweener book.

I love watching Chelsea's show and this book was just as entertaining and high-larious!

About the author

The friends, family members, and co-workers of Chelsea Handler are happy to write a new book for Chelsea to promote since she's feeling too lazy to write her own book.