'Police!!!' is a romantic novel by Robert W. Chambers, featuring Dr. Percy, an adventurer who works at the Bronx Zoo and claims to be immune to the charms of young women due to his dedication to science. However, every expedition he embarks on involves a pretty young woman. The situations are exaggerated and absurd, with the narrator often spouting Latin. The character of Smith is comical, pompous, and gullible. The book is an entertaining read, filled with adventure and humor.