You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)

Alec Baldwin · Kurt Andersen

Nov 2017 · Penguin Random House Audio · Narrated by Alec Baldwin, Kurt Andersen, and Oliver Wyman

About this audiobook

Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally
 
"I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy."
 
Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world.
 
There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office. 
 
President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private – inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more. 

You Can’t Spell America Without Me is presented by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin.

You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!

Ratings and reviews

This is merely a response to mr. Moss Creek's review I can see why you did not enjoy the parody As It said you can't spell America without me and that you would enjoy an audiobook as you seemed to have trouble spelling anything on your review respectfully , M. Corson I just listened to the sample and my review on the sample personally I thought Alec Baldwin did a fabulous job outstanding and a Bravo! I thought it was hysterical! And by the reviews I can tell that I'm probably the only one but I'm okay with that, and mr. Baldwin honestly I truly don't think that I am the only one in America I know how to spell though this would be a sitcom hit!! And you would never run out of material think of it as Trump says something rephrase that As Trump puts his foot in his mouth every single day as the old saying goes he talks too much and loose lips sink ships my personal opinion is he needs to speak to his constituents prior to speaking. You know the other old saying it's probably best to not speak until you're spoken to as children are better seen than heard. Thank you mister Baldwin for making my Sunday enjoyable I will have to wash my blanket as I spit out my coffee laughing so hard enjoyed immensely you deserve a standing ovation!

President Trump is the greatest President America has ever seen. He is America's Super Hero. The amount of turbulence from the media and leftist propaganda that my POTUS had to endure from the moment he decided to run for President ... No other man could have endured. God has anointed President Trump to correct all the wrongs Obama had dinner to our Country.

I love the idiots who criticize this, but can't spell. Typical Trump supporters. That being said, comedy is supposed to be funny, and this generally wasn't. SNL sketches were better. Being back eviscerating Tina Fey!

About the author

Alec Baldwin is a multiple Emmy, Golden Globe, and Screen Actors Guild Award-winning actor, producer, comedian, and philanthropist. He has also been nominated for an Oscar and a Tony Award and the author of the New York Times bestseller A Promise to Ourselves. 

Kurt Andersen is an author/novelist and host of the public radio show Studio 360. He is also co-founder of Spy and author of Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire: A 500-Year History, which Random House is publishing in July 2017.