The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten

Ritch Duncan · Bob Powers

Sep 2009 · Penguin Random House Audio · Narrated by Robertson Dean

About this audiobook

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.

Ratings and reviews

Not trying to sound crazy but ive had a sleep over at a friends and i was going to go to the bathroom and I got in there i got spooked by my cousin sneaking up behind me the others were asleep and i saw a wolf behind him i thought my mind was playing tricks on me but my cousin woke up and woke me up by yelling my name we were locked in and my cousin was pinned to the bed by the wolf i saw earlier i looked in its eye to show it i meant no harm the fur slowly turning into flesh and getting calmer he jumped out the window but he couldn't have survived cause we were on the 10 floor and i saw him going down but faded away before it hit the ground.

sounds like the perfect type of guide to me but i have been a werewolf since 1299 to 2019 iam an Alpha and well trained in hand to hand ccombat as well as with other weapons

It's sounds like a good book and daycota coats I want to be a werwolf because I'm not

About the author

Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers have devoted their lives to aiding and serving the lycanthrope community. They live in New York City.