I Followed The Rules

Joanna Bolouri

Apr 2016 · Hachette Audio · Narrated by Susie Riddell

About this audiobook

From the bestselling author of THE LIST and RELIGHT MY FIRE, comes a hilarious novel about how to find true love by the book...
"I'm not joking when I say this is the funniest, down to earth and yet crazily sexy & romantic book I've read in this genre!" --5-Star Reviewer
"This made me laugh my head off quietly on the train" --5-Star Reviewer
Catriona Buchanan, a thirty-six-year-old journalist and single mother, lives a quiet life in Glasgow with her daughter Grace. Single for six years but for a handful of failed relationships with all the wrong men and a string of one-night stands, Cat decides she's had enough of her homegrown efforts to find love.
Instead, she purchases the infamous dating bible The Ten Rules of Enticement, and vows to obey its advice to the letter and chronicle her experiences.
We follow Cat as she tries to discount everything she thought she knew about the dating world in her quest to become the kind of woman men desire to be with. Eventually, as her efforts are rewarded and she nets not one but two viable new love interests, Cat must decide whether pretending to be someone she's not is worth the payoff of having a man in love with her for all the wrong reasons.

Ratings and reviews

i saw this and the words bbc. just training the algorithm to know I wont watch the bbc.

About the author

Joanna Bolouri worked in sales before she began writing professionally at the age of thirty. Winning a BBC comedy script competition allowed her to work and write with stand-up comedians, comedy scriptwriters and actors from across the UK. She is the author of The List and she's had articles and reviews published in The Skinny, the Scottish Sun, the Huffington Post, and HecklerSpray. She lives in Glasgow with her daughter.