The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific

· Blackstone Audio Inc. · Narrated by Simon Vance
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8 hr 36 min
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At age twenty-six, Maarten Troost decided to pack up his flip-flops and move to a remote South Pacific island. The idea of dropping everything and moving to the ends of the earth was irresistibly romantic. He should have known better.

This book tells the hilarious story of what happens when he discovers that the island is not the paradise he dreamed of. Falling into one amusing misadventure after another, Troost struggles with stifling heat, deadly bacteria, and polluted seas in a country where the only music to be heard is “La Macarena.” He and his girlfriend, Sylvia, contend with incompetent officials, alarmingly large critters, a paucity of food options (including the Great Beer Crisis), and bizarre local characters, including “Half-Dead Fred” and the so-called Poet Laureate of Tarawa, a British drunkard who’s never written a poem in his life.

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5.0
1 review
Michelle Owen
June 20, 2021
Absolutely loved this book! Funny, real, and educational. The writing is excellent and the audio version is amazing. You will be transported to the equatorial Pacific from the comfort of your listening space. Learned history, culture, and laughed out loud many, many times. Immediately purchased the sequel and am currently listening to this one for the second time. If you enjoy this genre, it is a must read/listen.
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About the author

J. Maarten Troost is the author of The Sex Lives of Cannibals and Getting Stoned with Savages. His travel essays have appeared in the Atlantic Monthly, Washington Post, and other publications. He lives in Monterey, California.

Simon Vance is a critically acclaimed narrator who has recorded over eight hundred audiobooks and has received over fifty Earphones Awards. A twelve-time Audie Award winner and frequent finalist, he has been named an AudioFile Golden Voice, an AudioFile Best Voice, and the first Booklist Voice of Choice. A former BBC Radio presenter and newsreader in London, he currently lives in California, where he also pursues stage and television acting.

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