Dumb Ways to Climb

PlaySide Studios Ltd

About this game

Get ready for a game that'll make you question all your life choices! Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared in just one week! Watch in awe as our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of.

In this mind-blowing adventure, you'll guide the Bean as it mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No need for exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage.
But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that were seemingly picked out of a hat. It's an artistic masterpiece... if your definition of a masterpiece is random mishmash.

And don't forget about the unforgettable soundtrack! We've carefully curated a single tune that will replay over and over in your head, long after you've closed the app. You'll find yourself humming it while questioning the meaning of life itself. Deep, right?

So, if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, look no further. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to deliver mindless, repetitive fun like you've never experienced before. Download it today and marvel at how something so hastily thrown together can still exist in this world!

Ratings and reviews

I really love these types of games. I get obsessively into them. This is a good one for exactly what they say "unimpressive" and "thrown together in a week" which sounds bad but is exactly which makes it brilliant. The only thing i would like devs to look into is a very unimpressive pause button and game quality setting to make it more accessible to players with lower end/spec devices.

Great game! Had a lot of fun playing around. Its a bit laggy even though i have a good phone, maybe a graphics toggle will solve it. Also i hate that when you open up the game it starts the timer instantaneously, please add a menu to the game, and also customisable controls are EXTREMELY needed. A multiplayer mode will be absolutely fun and make it a unique experience, local or online. Overall a great start!

Gameplay and design is solid, feedback on joysticks are quite good, concept is obviously not fresh although it does seem some groundwork was already prepared prior to Only Up's rise to fame. Only caveat (aside from minor camera clipping issues) is the inability for players to save or have a check-in of sorts. No progression, which keeps it too simple. Haven't played the whole game but migh t edit/delete the review should any other items come up.

What's new

General bug fixes and stability